Zombie Nation 2004

Rated one star by netflix and 1.6 stars by
IMDB. Holy shit this is worse than the last one! you can view the trailer HERE.

This movie consists of the good cop, pyscho cop angle. Well it seems the entire cops unit is corrupt. This movie is slow moving but has the soundtrack of Mortal Kombat. you would expect something dramatic to happen. The "Princinct" is a warehouse with multiple sets built around the walls. You can hear the echos off the other walls. 

 So psycho cop pulls over or arrests any young lady that so much as jaywaks and takes them to his lair. which is about as secret as say oh the top floor of a furniture store. Geesh. He doesn't rape torture or mutilate. He simply injects them , and watches gospel preaching on TV until they are dead. Then the necropillia aspect begins (SHUDDERS) along with flashbacks of his domineering mother who controls a Psych ward.

The good cops love life is introduced as his pregnant GF/Wife egs him into doing the right thing. Of course they get a beating for the effort.

Jump to some random voodoo ritual that seems disturbingly out of place. This is where the Zombie Magic happens. It seems as if nutso cops last victim was "protected " by these voodoo preistesses.

Ahhhh these are zombies on a mission. And they can even talk. So these are neither the zombies of traditional lore nor are they the mindless ghoulish zombies of today. These are driven women who only desire to get at the man who killed them. Or anyone that gets in the way.  But come on what is it with the raccoon makeup? Well they threw in an interesting wrinkle. The zombies see themselves as normal. So one of the not so brighter ones goes to visit her BF. Of course the walking dead aren't the brightest bulbs in the box. 

OH GOD!!!! what a horrific turn of events and acting! Now these five crispy and dried up "ladies" want to be guardian angels for their family. And I quote,

Zombie one: "My brother Mark and my parents, I'm going to see them. at least,,,from a distance. Maybe become something like a guardian angell to them"

Zombie two, "Yes your absolutely right! Guardian angels, that will be our new mission.

Zombie three:  "How will we survive in his world?"

Zombie four: " I don't know, thers gotta be a way"

Zombie two, "Maybe there are more of us"

Zombie five: "Yeah we cant be the only ones."

Zombie one:" maybe there are thusands of us waiting to connect with us.

Zombie five: " Maybe millions!"

Zombie one: "Zombie nation"

Oh my fucking god!!!!! 

So finally these 5 bimbo zombies corner the psycho cop, with a dance soundtrack in the background. lets boogy!

I have to leave some for the imagination here but lets just say the ending will having you scratching your head pondering not only why you watched the movie but if any of it made any sense whatsoever.

One severed thumb. And I shudder to give it that!

And remember I watch this shit so you don't have to!

Shane

	Günther Ziegler	...	Joe Singer
	Brandon Dean	...	Vitalio
	Axel Montgomery	...	Det. MacQueen
	Phil Lander	...	Scott
	Martina Bottesch	...	Romy
	Szilvi Naray-Davey	...	Holly
	Karen Maxwell	...	Virginia
	Naidra Dawn Thomson	...	Desiree
	Victoria Ullmann	...	Susan