Greetings one and all! This little adventure is called "Days of Darkness". Released in 2007 Netflix has a user rating of two stars and IMDB has an overall review rating of 4.1. So not the lamest but not the best by far. you can view the trailer HERE.
This one starts quick with a meteorite passing over earth's atmosphere and the zombie. we are introduced to a cast of characters one whom is an ex porn star that I would not pay to lay.they keep one of the members brother in the basement. so who do we have. We have two car sellsmen, a porn star, the obligitory hard ass female ex service, an ex actor who thinks he Van Dam and preacher's son who is the crazy of the bunch and an guy who just lost his "partner" and their girl.
So Herbert the zombie brother's weeny falls off so they assume they can learn something by removing his britches. Of course they really find nothing at all. The crazy preacher guy lets the zombies into the compound because the gay guy cuts off his figures. Obviously transmission of the virus isn't passed along through bites. And it seems that it is impregnanting virgins. and males! So the zombies are really hosts for alien embryos. but how do we destroy such a fast gestating mutant that grows inside the nutsack? AHH that is the question.
Obviously, the wrtiters are waiting for the viewer to put it all together because they give very little, just snipit here and there. so let me help ya out. if the biewer is paying close attention they would realize that the only things they have in common is the fact that we see no female zombies and the surviving males were all drinking the night it happened. DUH! It's the alcohol!
So we weed down to two loan survivors driving off into the sunset to a ranch to start a new life.
The camera work is lacking, but the acting isn't half bad. Not your typical virus or mutation Zombie flick.
I can honestly give this 2 1/2 severed thumbs. and remember
I watch this shit so you dont have to!
Shane
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