Greetings! Zombie Town

Greetings one and all Zombie Lovers!. This is my blog on Zombie movies past and present. 

The blog will run in a format that gives actors, synopsis, opinions and hopefully reader feedback. Each Movie may contain Spoilers. If this is the case I will let you know in advance. 

This weeks movie is entitled "Zombie Town" this is rated two stars on Netflix and 4.5 stars on IMDB, and is true C movie quality.It stars Adam Hose as Jake a less than efficent mechanic who has inhereted his father's auto shop. as with every C movie movie their has to be some significant other to be placed in peril to get the lazy ass redneck off his ass to accomplish something. Even if this is a non ordinary run of the mill zombie infestation. This love interest is played by Brynn Lucas. Not a bad looker but not a stunner either. the third main cast member is by far the worst actor of the film. this rasberry goes out to one Dennis Lemoine. You can view the trailer HERE

The film starts out with a bunch of poorly acted rednecks in the woods basically sitting around and talking about bed wetting experiences. It seems as if some unknown parasite has infested one of these high caliber individuals and he goes on a flesh chomping spree that starts the infection through a small town in Kansas. 

It appears that the only smart person in the movie is the redhead Alex. Not only does she take samples of swamp water and "three legged frogs". she obviously has the educational attainment to deal with a mutant slug that through the graces of modern science we learn can be killed by,,,hold on wait for it,,,,,SALT!

This movie is laughable as we see bingo playing grannies go wild with bloodlust. A sheriff that is infested as he sits on the most sacred of places(the shitter), and gore that could be put together by my 10 year old. The oneliners are ubiquitous so be prepared. The comedy is poor and the acting is even worse. we are however treated to one tit shot half way through. and these appear to be the real deal. after all what would a high scale zombie movie like this be without the obligitory sex scene?

Their are no spoilers for this movie as the whole movie is a spoiler.

If their are any movies that you would like or think I should view and do a review on, give me  hollar. I will do my best to please. for those of you who compare everything to Romero style zombies you will be sorely disappointed as this blog is not only about the past and present of Zombie Movies, but it is also about the good and the bad. 

This Movie gets 1 severed thumbs, And remember,
I watch this shit so you don't have to!

So until the next post, Cheers! 

And please do your part to support the zombie, he is a misunderstood creature that needs love sympathy and above all else ,,,,BRAINS!!!

Shane