Greetings all! Today's Flick is Called "Doghouse". This rated 3 stars on Netflix and 6.1 stars on IMDB. Click HERE to view trailers.
This film was suggested by one of my followers and co-creator Dante'. This movie opens up with intros into the 7 main characters of the film. They are basically going on a vacation/holiday to get away from their significant others and to help their friend Vince after a nasty seraration from his girl. They head to a hole in the wall town called Moodley. The women outnumber the men 4 to one. But in this case that might not be a good thing.
From the get go things turn to the darker side, as the women are flesh eating Zombies. their ride turns into one of the undead leaving them stranded in the now overrun town. They break into Mikey's grandmother's house barely escaping a painful and horrific death. Along the way to discovering the town full of psycho bitches they run into some military men who explain it is a virus that only infects women.
In some weird twist not only do the female zombies attack the men but they turn on each other. The men get split up as each has to deal with his own "suitors". One of the men gets stuck in a sign awaiting his death as a Zombie wearing a wedding dress chops it down. Another gets captured by what can only be described as the most disturbing Zombie I have witnessed. A 300 lb zombie in a night gown fondling herself as she cuts his fingers off one by one and eats them.
The frolicking continues when Graham decides to try and dress like a girl to get bye them surprisingly it works as the undead aren't typically that bright. But after realizing that they are dealing with a military experiment the men try to desperately survive. Matt kicks the bucket first and the guys try the underground to try and escape only to be turned back by more ghoulish women.
Locking themselves in the church proves pointless as one zombies chops down the door. they try to escape by climbing to another rooftop. Graham buyes the farm next as the 300lb zombie body slams him from two stories splattering him to a pancake.
Banksy buys it in an original fashion as he is turned into a human tap. Only three are left at this point Neil, Vince, and Mikey. They make it to the bus and eventually make it out of Moodley. Only to realize that Graham is still alive and in the nest of dead bodies. the guys head back to Moodley as Graham tries to make it to the surface.
Making a stand with golf clubs a device called the "dolphin" is activated that basically deactivates and paralizes the female horde. Neil starts playing games and unleashes the females . We are left with four guys running from the female horde presumably escaping.
The gore in this movie was good quality gore. nice special effects.
I will give this one four severed thumbs. And remember.
I watch this shit so you dont have to!
Shane
 | Danny Dyer | ... | Neil |
 | Noel Clarke | ... | Mikey |
 | Emil Marwa | ... | Graham |
 | Lee Ingleby | ... | Matt |
| Keith-Lee Castle | ... | Patrick |
 | Christina Cole | ... | Candy |
 | Terry Stone | ... | Sergeant Gavin Wright |
| Neil Maskell | ... | Banksy |
| Emily Booth | ... | The Snipper |
 | Stephen Graham | ... | Vince |
| Victoria Hopkins | ... | The Bride |
| Deborah Hyde | ... | The Barmaid |
| Nicola Jane Reading | ... | The Witch / Zombird Army - Nightgown |
| Joelle Simpson | ... | The Dentist / Zimmer Granny / Hooded Woman |
| Deborah Perry | ... | Lolly |
| Tree Carr | ... | Julie Mini-Mart |
| Ria Knowles | ... | Pigtails |
 | Lorry O'Toole | ... | Foxy / Dominatrix |
 | Annie Vanders | ... | Bubbles |
| Joanne Cutts | ... | The Butcher (as Joanne Marie Cutts) |
| Lynda Dagley | ... | The Vicar |
| Julie Dunne | ... | Traffic Warden |
| Beryl Nesbitt | ... | Mikey's Nan |
| Jessica Jane Clement | ... | Neil's One Night Stand (as Jessica Clement) |
| Christopher Elson | ... | Graham's Boyfriend |
 | Adele Silva | ... | Bex |
| Caroline Head | ... | Patrick's Wife |
| Zac Mattoon O'Brien | ... | Skateboard Kid (as Zacchariah Mattoon O'Brien) |
| Debbie Flett | ... | Hot Barmaid |
 | Toby Richards | ... | Mechanic |
 | Mary Tamm | ... | Meg Nut |
 | Billy Murray | ... | Colonel |
| Frank Rizzo | ... | Joe Normal |
 | Alison Carroll | ... | The Teen |
| Jenna Goodwin | ... | Dorothy Perkins - Fashion Victemmes / Zombird Army - Librarian |
| Danielle Laws | ... | Swinger 1 |
| Roxy Velvet | ... | Swinger 2 |
| Luke Lynch | ... | Comic Store Guy |
| Amy Brunette | ... | Sassy Girl 1 |
| Tara Scotter | ... | Sassy Girl 2 |
| Sophie Pyecroft | ... | Leggy Fence Sick Chick (as Sophie Pycroft) |
| Richard Cooke | ... | Eviscerated Barman |
| Ian Limv | ... | Man with Dog |
| Amy Clancy | ... | Kebab Lady |
| David Charlambros | ... | Reginald Pawson (as David Charalambous) |
| Caroline Wall | ... | Zombird Army - Hooded Woman |
| Erin Williams | ... | Zombird Army - Punk |
| Sophie Challen | ... | Zombird Army - Country Western |
| Katie | ... | Zombird Army - Hooker |
| Karen Byrne-Roberts | ... | Zombird Army - 80's Cocktail |
| Siobhan Anthony | ... | Zombird Army - Ballroom |
| Carla Akehurst | ... | Zombird Army - Aerobics 1 |
| Leonie Turner | ... | Zombird Army - Aerobics 2 |
| Carole Doyle | ... | Zombird Army - Sexy Bedtime |
| Poppy Scott | ... | Zombird Army - Villager 1 |
| Sam Adcock | ... | Zombird Army - Villager 2 |
| Melanie Light | ... | Zombird Army - Space Nerd |
| Tess Adcock | ... | Zombird Army - Artist |
| Tania Chant | ... | Zombird Army - Pregnant (as Tanya Chant) |
| Carla Huddington | ... | Zombird Army - Secretary 1 |
| Nina Ayres | ... | Zombird Army - Villager 3 |
| Heather Trott | ... | Zombird Army - Villager 4 |
 | Judith Lewis | ... | Zombird Army - Secretary 2 |
| Celia Gibson | ... | Zombird Army - Rabbi's Wife |
| Aarti Parajia | ... | Zombird Army - Pyjamas |
| Mary MacLennan | ... | Zombird Army - Flower Arranger |
| Danni Dyer | ... | Zombird Army - Ballerina (as Dani Dyer) |
| Faye Adcock | ... | Zombird Army - Shower |
| Tabitha Tudor | ... | Zombird Army - Mother of the Bride |
| Natalie Roberts | ... | Zombird Army - Nurse |
| Hayley Crompton | ... | Zombird Army - Maypole |
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