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Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Dance of the Dead 2008

Greetings folks! Today's flick is one called Dance of the Dead/ This should not be confused with the Dance of the Dead that features the enigmatic Robert Englund on the cover. This movie got almost 4 stars on Netflix and 6 stars on IMDB.com. You can view the Trailer(s) HERE

As we start our journey into the movie we see tryouts for the bands for the Coosa High senior prom. It's quite obvious the band on stage doesn't work.

We are introduced to our main character. James Dunn played by Jared Kusnitz. Kyle (Justin Welborn) JulesSteven and George. So now that we are introduced to our main characters we are introduced to characters who will play pivotal roles in the end. Three of the nerd squad have plans to try and commune with the dead only to have it go south and the slower one of the bunch get turned into zombie chow.

Jimmies date Linzie cancels out on him and decides to go with the pop collered douchebag instead ,  and Jimmy he is forced to deliver a last minute pizza order. Lucky for all of these people not going to prom. Lindsey winds up with douchebag Mitch at the cemetery to "unwind". 

Robert is the first to get his brains torn from his skull. Mitch is dragged outta the car and we hear his death cry. It's kind of funny to see a severed head blinking at you from the driver side door.  As the Nerd herd run for their lives Linzie attempts t get away as well. Throughout all of this the grounds keeper knows whats going on and tears zombies from limb to limb. Zombies literally come exploding from the grounds and hit the ground running. Its quite a visually stunning scene. They are picked up by Linzie and make a run for it.

In what makes for a funny scene is when the science instructure is attacked by dissected frogs. Jimmy who is still on delivery makes it to the house only to find that the family is Zombified. He jumps back into his pizza mobile and is immediately surrounded by the neighborhood Zombie patrol!.

The Band that initially was seen on stage is now in their garage toking up outta the devil bong. They are attacked by the undead only to realize that music does soothe the savage beast. The principle who is a raging alcoholic is attacked by the frog eaten Mr Hammond, you know the science teacher?

Jimmy finds Kyle and they have a heart to heart and while this is going on the Zombies actually jack Jimmies ride. As they are surrounded by the Zombie horde. They almost kill Qwen. And a brawl ensues with Jimmy, Kyle and Qwen getting the upper advantage. 

Now Linzie and the nerd herd blow the engine in the car and are left to hoof it. only to run into the Zombies that jacked Jimmies ride.  They run and break into a house and start boarding up the house.
Jimmie tries to make his way to Linzie through the Zombie infested Town.  They decide it would be safer to make their way underground so they hit the sewers only to realize that the pipes under the whole town are from the nuclear power plant that is sitting by the town. 

The pipes are leaking radioactive sludge into the sewers and ground water. Jimmy, Qwen and Kyle make it to the location where Linzie is holed up with the nerd herd. But WAIT! OH NO! It appears they have locked themselves in a funeral home.

Once they discover this, they make their way to the basement where another brawl ensues. And kyle is bitten. Uh oh! We know how this ends up! It's here that they realize that the whole towns population of teens are in the prom. A smorgasbord of fresh meat! Now they must make their way to the gym to try and rescue the remaining students.

On the way they run into the nutso gym teacher who is armed to the teeth and then some! They arm themselves with various sundries , grenades, and sharp objects. Along the way the pick up the stoner dudes. 

Once they make their way to the gym they realize that they are to late and the only thing left is to take out as many as they can so the infection doesn't spread. There is one really disturbing scene that is best left for the viewer to see as I don't want to spoil it.

The acting was pretty good. Better than most zombie flicks, the gore was over the top and It did have a few moments of light hearted humor.

And that is all for this episode of Shanes Zombie Spot. I don't wanna give away the ending so I will sign off here.

I give this 4 severed thumbs! , and remember 
I watch this shit so you dont have to!
Shane

Jared Kusnitz... Jimmy Dunn
Greyson Chadwick... Lindsey
Chandler Darby... Steven
Carissa Capobianco... Gwen
Randy McDowell... Jules Reiner
Michael V. Mammoliti... George
Mark Lynch... Rod
Justin Welborn... Kyle Grubbin
Mark Oliver... Coach Keel
Blair Redford... Nash Rambler
Lucas Till... Jensen
Hunter Pierce... Dave The Drummer
Jonathan Spencer... Frank Hammond
Stephen Caudill... Principal Castlemoody
J. Jacob Adelman... Mitch (as Jeff Adelman)
James Jarrett... Gravedigger
Zoe Myers... Jennifer the Prom Queen
Laura Wiggins... BFF #1
Erin Smith... BFF #2
Toby Sells... Convenience Store Attendant
Brian Ware... Convenience Store Zombie
Kenneth Alex Turner... Convenience Store Victim
Terrie Thompson... Jimmy's Mother
Emma Page... Pizza Kid
Dave R. Watkins... Pizza Dad
Becky Biggs... Pizza Mom
Keston John... Jock
Michael Aaron Milligan... Jock (as Mike Aaron Milligan)
Gregg Bishop... Jimmy's Boss
Preston C.S. Arnette... Pinata Head
Dillan Heath... Pinata Head
Will Perry... Pinata Head
Kevin Goller... Gym Decorator
Charlie Kennedy... Gym Decorator
Dylan Smith... Gym Decorator
Stacey Woods... Gym Decorator
Chrissa Villanueva... Gym Decorator
Steen Krause... Amnesty International Teen
Chris Fedun... Prom King
Anna Lemos... Cemetery Widow
Josh Childers... Jeep Kid
Sean Goulding... Jeep Kid
Nicole Lane... Jeep Kid
Cole LeCroy... Band Extra
Jaclyn Perry-Lecroy... Band Extra
Michael Mason... Band Extra
Joe Ballarini... Kyle's Dead Friend
Carrie Keagan... Blonde Zombie
Brian James Crewe... Spineless Zombie
Melissa Johnson... Grammy Zombie
Philip Dido... Plastic Bag Zombie
Jon Bishop... Papa Zombie
Peymon Maskan... Squint-Eyed Zombie
Julia Marchese... Zombie Voices
Nathan Mobley... Zombie Voices
Alisha Seaton... Zombie Voices
Victoria Burnette... Gwen Double
Dustin McKinney... Zombie #3
Jodi Brooks... Coosa High Cheerleader
Taylor Burkhalter... Coosa High Cheerleader
JoBeth Crump... Coosa High Cheerleader
Amy Davis... Coosa High Cheerleader
Michelle Garrett... Coosa High Cheerleader
Kirstie Godfrey... Coosa High Cheerleader
Kasey Green... Coosa High Cheerleader
Caitlin Hix... Coosa High Cheerleader
Laura Kelley... Coosa High Cheerleader
Tori Langley... Coosa High Cheerleader
Hannah LaRue... Coosa High Cheerleader
Lauren Phillips... Coosa High Cheerleader
Eryn Rampley... Coosa High Cheerleader
Sarah Stewar... Coosa High Cheerleader
Murphi Swann... Coosa High Cheerleader
Chelsey Tenney... Coosa High Cheerleader
Lexie Vick... Coosa High Cheerleader
Jordann Underwood... Coosa High Cheerleader
Kristen Blackwell... Hot Shots Cheerleader
Katie Browning... Hot Shots Cheerleader
Mackenzie Dempsey... Hot Shots Cheerleader
Amanda Findle... Hot Shots Cheerleader
Lauren Hendrix... Hot Shots Cheerleader
Lindsey Henson... Hot Shots Cheerleader
Payton Payne... Hot Shots Cheerleader
Kristen Ramey... Hot Shots Cheerleader
Carlos Wood... Hot Shots Cheerleader
Jordan Adams... Zombie
Bleu Allen... Zombie
Casey Allgood... Zombie
Chris Anderson... Zombie
Kasey Anderson... Zombie
Renonda Anderson... Zombie Extra
Faith Anthony... Zombie
Justin Archey... Zombie
Georgia Arenas... Zombie
Kay Attaway... Zombie
Taylor Avant... Zombie
Jonathan Badon... Zombie
Jude Badon... Zombie
Susanne Baisdens... Zombie
Amantha Ballard... Zombie
Kelsey Bannister... Zombie
Katie Barfield... Prom Student / Survivor
Daniel Beard... Zombie
Aaron Bennett... Zombie (as Aaron D. Bennett)
Michael R. Bennett... Zombie

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