Zombie Campout

What better way to start a flick then having two couples in the woods on a campout. One couple is making out and the other decides to slip off into the woods(Smart decision).

Rated one star by Netflix and 2.8 by IMDB we know this is a stinker from the word go. But in order to effectively give you a run down I must view. You can View the trailer HERE.  I cant look away, it's like a train wreck getting ready to happen. Shot with a shaky camera and poor cinematography. The acting is atrocious in the first five minutes. The only redeeming value to this piece is the two fine babes that make up the female cast. In fact all the females appear to be porn stars or ex porn stars trying to break into real cinema

What kind of knuckleheaded pea brains would place a campground by a cemetery. Oh no! A meteor shower has bombarded the cemetery, the dead has arisen! What to do? Go skinny dipping of course.

Zombies that look like they are lacking sleep more than decaying start to attack the campsite. Seriously, white and grey face paint? The first unfortunate victim is the Barney Fife game warden. In a cool twist to the b zombie flick. These zombies visually chomp on a kid in the park. And a dog on a leash NICE!!

59 minutes in and I would have to rate this is one of those in the "geee I wish I had that hour and a half of my life back"

Of course we have the two rednecks with guns (uzis and rocket launchers all) all while the third is taking a crap in the woods. Is their anyway better to go than while your pinching a loaf?

So the original four campers get stuck in a tackle shop and are saved by low and behold,,, ice! After all Zombies cant keep their balance. How fucking original is that people? This is a movie of a comedy of errors. Constantly loosing keys and reading the script on camera.

Please people, do not see this. I prey that my worst enemy may stumble on this.

You have been warned;

I give this 1 of 5 severed fingers. And Remember,

I watch this shit so you don't have to!

Shane

	Misty Orman	...	Bunny
	Tiffany Black	...	Tammy
	John M. Davis	...	Steve
	Jeremy Schwab	...	Trevor